I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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