Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Are my feet made of real feet?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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