Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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