he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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