Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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