Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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