he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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