Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
its liver damage thursday
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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