someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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