I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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