Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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