Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.