They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."