I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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