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  The worlds most fuckable chipmunk

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• (909): View more from California

  good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant

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• (310): View more from California

  Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies

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• (214): View more from Texas

  bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.

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  25 People Admit the Worst Things They’ve Done for Good Reasons

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• (954): View more from Florida

  can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  This show inspires me to have sex in space

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n

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  Why am I even shocked you're doing this....

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.

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  25 Things All Men Can Definitely Agree On

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.

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• (510): View more from California

  I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.

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