Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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