I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You were trust falling into bushes
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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