nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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