I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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