they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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