Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Oh god it's open bar.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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