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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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