that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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