OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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