I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
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Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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