it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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