i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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