My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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