dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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