Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
two words...techno handjob
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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