I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
