loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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