thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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