just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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