yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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