I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
it glows. i had to have it.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
