4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Randomize
