he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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