A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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