"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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