DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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