she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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