All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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