So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
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the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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