Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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