the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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