She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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