I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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