Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
