no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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