i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Houston, we have a blender
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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