my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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