tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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