i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
