I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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