I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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