we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
third nipple confirmed
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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