your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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