Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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