No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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